Captain Jack Harkness: Favorite Quotes

As requested by marandaans.

sherlockisthenight:

thor-in-midgard:

westernwon:

if science doesn’t make you want to write poetry you’re doing it wrong

YOUR ANCESTORS CALLED IT MAGIC, BUT YOU CALL IT SCIENCE. I COME FROM A LAND WHERE THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME.

omg they said the title!

somanykilifeels:

The Company of Thorin Flowershield

(a sequel to this post)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

cliterallysame:

I’ve seen hell

this is one of my top favorites, second only to Kirby-chan

theycallmegas:

mark-gaytits:

Some resources for those writing medieval-type stories:

• list of medieval jobs
• more medieval jobs
• lords of the manor
• ladies of the manor
• medieval ladies
• medieval weapons
• medieval names
• more medieval names
• guide to medieval terms
• more medieval terms
• how to write sword-fight scenes
• armor

THANK YOU

magdalenafrackowiakk:

sunsidefury:

bandersnatchcuddlebuns:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

the-grand-story:

fandoms-are-anything:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”

Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.  

I am done.

Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”

i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed 

I WROTE “SHUT UP SHAKESPEARE” AND HE WROTE “THE HANDSOME AND MARVELLOUS” AND POE CORRECTED IT TO “DREADFUL AND LONELY”

poe wrote “I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.”

Painstakingly haul on my wayward son

there’ll zealously be peace when you are done

lay thy weary head to rest

“don’t you cry no more” replied Oliver, “I want some more”

I wrote “Poe” and Dickens wrote “Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul;” in front of it and Poe wrote “:(” I

tinfoilrobot:

fckuharry:

so I was at relay for life and guess what was just meandering around the track

it just kept going around the track yelling exterminate

I literally cannot think of anything more ironic than a Dalek participating in Relay for Life.

nevvzealand:

my friend was a vegetarian for 13 years and she just started eating meat and i asked her what its like and she said “what even are chicken nuggets and why do i want them all the time” ………. i think she speaks for us all

internetexplorers:

hey guys i found a picture of us all in 5 years

ezliconfuzzed:

One of the best movies I’ve ever watched in my life.

angelnerdydudewithwings:

#this is endearing and funny as well as completely fucking heartbreaking

dualpaperbags:

when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad thing. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things, and make them unimportant.